Got Filk?

He gets too hungry for dinner at 8
Loves eating hunney but not off a plate
Just bites the ankles of people he hates
That's why the Teddy is a Scamp

Don't like crap games, and frightened by "GiRLs"
Won’t do Filking, it makes his toes curl
Poops in the woods, but mostly he hurls
That’s why the Teddy is a scamp

He loves the free, fresh Fi in his fur
Alluring to her
Got Tufts, he's buff
Hates sawdust critters, the basement is damp
That’s why the Teddy is a Scamp

Scared of the Tavern's Barbarian hordes
Hides in the rafters, so he won't get pawed
Oppressed by Sysops, so he's moving boards
That’s why the Teddy is a Scamp